Friday, December 14, 2007

Here We Come A-Caroling

I received this on an email and thought it worthy of passing on. Don't know the author to credit. Christmas carols for psychologically challenged:

  1. Schizophrenia---Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
  2. Amnesia---I Don't Remember If I'll Be Home for Christmas
  3. Narcissistic---Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  4. Manic---Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
  5. Multiple Personality Disorder---We Three Queens Disoriented Are
  6. Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming to Get Us

Labels: ,

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home