GPS Gone Haywire

Teaching school is always an education to all. I should really complile those "educational" moments and publish a book. Here is one story that would be included. When asked to write clear directions TO her house for emergency situations, a kindergartner's mother wrote:

• Always flush.
• Wash hands after using bathroom.
• No running in the house.
• Eat everything on your plate.
• Do your chores.